how to be a giant jerk to people who hate spiders... a tutorial by katie

Okay… now for something completely different. 

A while back, I posted this little prank on twitter and I've had several folks ask me about it since. I decided to post it once here and get it over with so no one will ever ask me about it again. 

 

I HATE spiders. Tiny ones, I can manage… but put a spider any bigger than a dime in front of me and I will shriek like an idiot. For some reason, this means my brain came up with the WORST POSSIBLE THING someone could do to me… likely, I suspect, so I can be on the constant look-out for it. 

 

Anyway, if you do this in your home, I bet your significant other will break up with you (fair warning). 

 

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[RepubAnon]

Ever see the movie "Tarantula!" where the giant spider attacks a small desert community?

My favorite part is the ending - the giant tarantula is crawling toward town, and all seems lost. Until, of course, the town doctor thinks to call the Air Force and report a giant spider is crawling down the local highway toward town.

Does the Air Force suggest drinking less? Do they call the local mental hospitals? NO! They send up some fighter-bombers and napalm the heck out of the spider!

Never knew that small-town doctors were authorized to call in air strikes...